“The ultimate ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign for your upper body.”
Some meetings could have been an email. Some meetings should have been a nap. For everything else, there’s the Meeting Allergic hoodie. We took our high-impact, Ultra-Condensed Grotesk lockup—complete with the signature neon-accent bar—and slapped it onto the sturdiest chassis in the game. It’s bold, it’s architectural, and it clearly communicates that your availability is currently at 0%.
The “Seams” (Product Intel):
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The Chassis: Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend. It’s a 50/50 cotton-poly mix (8.0 oz/yd²) that’s plush on the inside and “get-to-work” on the outside.
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Built Like a Vault: Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord. No side seams here—just a solid, continuous wrap of warmth.
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The Pocket: A spacious front pouch pocket for hiding your phone when the “Are you joined yet?” Slack messages start rolling in.
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Durability: Spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling, so your “Meeting Allergic” status stays crisp wash after wash.
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 Care Instructions
To keep your defensive layer in top shape:
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Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
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Tumble dry: Low heat.
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Bleach: Non-chlorine only when absolutely necessary.
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Iron: Low heat; never iron directly over the print.
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The Rule: Do not dry clean. It doesn’t need to be that fancy.
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