The Streetwear Edit is the official uniform for those who treat “low-battery” as a lifestyle and “meeting invites” as a threat. We’ve combined the bold, architectural look of Ultra-Condensed Grotesk headlines with a curated range of high-performance chassis. Whether you’re layering for a commute or lighting a candle to mask the scent of a dying spirit, this collection delivers scannable attitude with zero fluff.
The “Seams” of the Collection:
The Streetwear Tee: Printed on the Bella Canvas 3001—a premium, 100% Airlume combed cotton frame with a retail-ready fit and a soft-hand feel.
The Heavy Hitters: Our Gildan 18000 Sweatshirts and 18500 Hoodies provide the “armor.” These are classic, heavy-blend fabrics (8.0 oz/yd²) that hold their shape and keep the graphics crisp in any climate.
Atmospheric Sarcasm: Our Scented Candles bring the “Meeting Allergic” vibe to your desk, featuring minimalist labels and high-contrast designs that look as good as they smell.
The Signature Lockup: Every piece features high-contrast black-and-white graphics with our signature neon-accent bar, applied via pro-grade DTF/DTG for maximum durability.
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The Streetwear Edit
MOSH PIT WARRIOR // G5000 HEAVY COTTON CHASSIS
Price range: $24.99 through $28.99WhiteAshSandLight BlueLight PinkClearSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL -
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“Meeting Allergic” Studio Candle | Industrial Grotesk Soy Wax Home Fragrance
Price range: $19.99 through $22.99Apple HarvestChristmas WarmthCinnamon VanillaClean CottonCoconut Cream + CardamomPeppered PassionfruitSea Salt + OrchidUnscentedWhite Sage and LavenderClear9oz -
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“Meeting Allergic” Heavy-Blend Crewneck | Streetwear Grotesk Sweatshirt
Price range: $44.99 through $50.99WhiteBlackSandSport GreyNavyClearSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL -
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“Meeting Allergic” Heavy-Blend Hoodie | Streetwear Grotesk Pullover
Price range: $39.99 through $44.99SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLClearWhiteBlackSandSport GreyNavy -
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“Meeting Allergic” Premium Streetwear Tee | Bold Grotesk Headline
Price range: $24.99 through $34.99XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLClearWhiteBlackNaturalAthletic HeatherNavy





