“For when your calendar is a crime scene.”
Let’s be honest: that 4:00 PM “quick sync” is giving you hives. We designed the Meeting Allergic tee for the corporate survivors who prefer their communication in memes and their headlines in Ultra-Condensed Grotesk. Featuring a high-contrast square lockup and a neon-accent bar, this shirt doesn’t just deliver an attitude—it delivers a warning.
The “Seams” (Product Intel):
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The Chassis: Printed on the legendary Bella Canvas 3001. It’s 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²), insanely soft, and fits like a well-tailored secret.
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Built to Last: Features side seams for structural support (no boxy mid-wash stretching here) and a ribbed knit collar to ensure your neckline stays as crisp as your sarcasm.
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High-Definition Snark: We use pro-grade DTF/DTG techniques for that single neon-accent bar, ensuring the “instant scannable attitude” stays vibrant through every soul-crushing meeting.
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Total Comfort: Tear-away label because you have enough irritants in your life already.
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 Care Instructions
To keep your “Meeting Allergic” status looking fresh:
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Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
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Dry: Tumble dry on low heat.
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Iron: Medium heat; do not iron the print.
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The Rule: Do not dry clean—you’ve got better things to do.
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