“Philosophy for the rest of us.”
In a world obsessed with ‘crushing it’ and ‘giving 110%,’ Mediocrates stands alone in the middle of the pack, offering a much-needed shrug. This isn’t a shirt for the overachiever; it’s a tribute to the “B-minus” effort that keeps the world turning. If it’s not broken, don’t fix it—and if it’s slightly broken, well, it’s probably “good enough.”
The “Seams” (Product Intel):
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The Palette: We’ve kept the colors as neutral as the sentiment. Available in White, Ash, Sand, and Natural—colors that say, “I put in a reasonable amount of effort today.”
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The Chassis: Printed on the Gildan 5000. It’s a 100% heavy cotton classic fit that feels substantial without trying too hard.
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Veteran Construction: Double-needle stitching and a seamless collar because even if the philosophy is “meh,” the quality of the shirt shouldn’t be.
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Itch-Free Living: Tear-away labels for maximum comfort while you’re doing the bare minimum.
📏 Pro-Tip for the Perfectionists: This is a classic “Dad Fit” tee. It runs true to size and has that boxy, reliable shape. Since we custom-print these just for you, please double-check the size chart below. (Or don’t. Whatever is good enough for you.)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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